you are finding parallels in your life to Lindsay Lohan.

Please watch Ellen today and let me tell you where I am seeing these eerie similarities.

1)  “I had no idea what was going on. I just hadn’t seen her in like a week. She like, disappeared.”

Lindsay = Drew.  Yeah, I know how you feel Lindsay.  Busy week for them I am sure.  Yeah, very busy.  Can’t text, no e-mails from the BBerry.  You know.  Very Busy.

2)  “I don’t believe in cheating on someone.”

Lindsay (kind of) = Drew.  I mean, at 5PM we talked and said, moving to California might make this romance difficult and we should probably focus on a long-term friendship.  UNDERSTANDABLE.  But please don’t go out and make-out and bring home (5 HOURS LATER) one of my best lil’ gay, innocent friends.

3)  “I really care about Samantha and we’ll see what happens. Maybe when we’re fully in the right place.”

Lindsay = Drew.  Well, I don’t actually care about Samantha b/c she scares me, but I still care for this boy who stomps on my heart.  Doh.